House of
Swindlers
Beneath Solana’s gilded guise lies the House of Swindlers—a kingdom where lies don’t just linger, they legend. Born from the ashes of crypto’s greatest heists, SWINDLE tokens exalt the masters of mayhem.
Dare to step in?
Tokenomics 💸💸💸
1B RUGZ
Plenty to pad the palace.
Here, Donald Trump’s golden TRUMP coin delusions collide with Javier Milei’s LIBRA nightmares, Haley Welch’s Hawk Tuah shrieks into the abyss, and Dave Portnoy’s JAILSTOOL jokes crumble to dust.
A 13-Year-Old Quant mocks $30K dreams, Siqi Chen’s MIRA evaporates, and Melania’s MELANIA fades to shadows. Faustin-Archange Touadéra’s CAR sputters, Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX smirks, and Do Kwon’s Terra buries billions.
Su Zhu and Kyle Davies haunt Three Arrows’ ghost, Andrew Tate’s DADDY flexes empty bravado, Logan Paul’s PAUL vanishes, Arthur Hayes rolls BitMEX dice, and Charles Ponzi grins from the grave—all serenaded by Bitconnect’s immortal “hey-hey-hey.” SWINDLE isn’t just a token—it’s a swindle syndicate.
Supply
Liquidity
70% Burned
in Raydium’s velvet vault, safe ‘til the next yank.
Mint
Burned
because even rugs have honor 😉
Join the Rug Legion
Once, crypto whispered of wealth—until the swindlers struck. From Ponzi’s 1920s schemes to Tate’s 2024 theatrics, the House of Swindlers weaves their tales into Solana’s code.
Simply stake your $HOS, launch on pump.fun and join the RUG LEGION.
