Welcome to the House
Beneath the plush facade of Solana’s wild halls lies the House of Rugs—a kingdom where rugs don’t just pull, they reign. Born from the chaos of meme coin lore, RUGZ exalts the lords of lost liquidity. Here, Donald Trump’s golden TRUMP coin dreams clash with Javier Milei’s LIBRA ruins, Haliey Welch’s Hawk Tuah screeches into the void, and Dave Portnoy’s JAILSTOOL jests unravel fast. A 13-Year-Old Quant flips off $30K hopes, Siqi Chen’s MIRA fades, and Melania’s MELANIA glides to dust. Faustin-Archange Touadéra’s CAR stalls, Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX smirks, and Do Kwon’s Terra buries billions. Su Zhu and Kyle Davies haunt Three Arrows’ ghost, Andrew Tate’s DADDY flexes thin, Logan Paul’s PAUL ducks out, Arthur Hayes rolls BitMEX dice, and Charles Ponzi grins from the shadows—all serenaded by Bitconnect’s immortal “hey-hey-hey.” RUGZ isn’t just a token—it’s a rug-pull dynasty. Dare to step in?
5/8/20241 min read
Meme Coin Chronicles